Heyy, its Carson. I like lipstick and shiny things. Follow my teddy bear @yin-my-yang.

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

(via memetween)

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stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via my-irony-is-power)

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anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

(via my-irony-is-power)

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thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

(via fake-mermaid)

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yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

image

(via dog-eat-lemon)

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snealiv:

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

snealiv:

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

(via teenagebridewithababyinside)

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I looked kinda cute today

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jackalqueenston:

i was sent to the school counselor after a teacher overheard me saying i had to murder all the other kids in the school with the same name as me so i could become the alpha

(Source: snarkys, via fake-mermaid)

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