Heyy, its Carson. I like lipstick and shiny things. Follow my teddy bear @yin-my-yang.

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

(Source: mariannesfaithfull, via lohanthony)

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euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

yin-my-yang

(via 0thethrone0)

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harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via dog-eat-lemon)

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drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.


OMG I was there! There were some pride people at the back and I hung out with them!

drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

OMG I was there! There were some pride people at the back and I hung out with them!

(Source: robertcmmacgregor, via perriwinkle)

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i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis, via falling-in-the-rabbit-hole)

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shuckl:

WE HAVE TO GET TO SAVANNAH

shuckl:

WE HAVE TO GET TO SAVANNAH

(Source: bryko, via pewdiepie-br0fist)

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manateeluver64:

my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

(via falling-in-the-rabbit-hole)

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penis-hilton:


me @ your weak ass anon hate

penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

(Source: crystalcobweb, via hi)

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2damnfeisty:

Keke Palmer geting emotional in an interview with Raven Symone (x)

This is very important. I’m glad both of them had this moment. Raven has been working and grinding longer than most of us have been able to talk and walk. She deserves all the praises.

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via lohanthony)

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